by larasinsidejokes January 3, 2017

The dumbest collaboration 2020 has brought us, if anyone reading this spent 250$ for jean shorts and intend using them for personal use please seek a therapist.
by Чоппа September 8, 2020

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.
Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!
by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!
Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.
Bill: We get married next week...
Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

people are loving mcdonalds but they wont be loving the diabetes theyll get when they fucking overdose on it
by discordmod January 7, 2021

by Marymcdonaldsbitch October 14, 2023

chase mcdonald pulls the most bitches with his hairy, veiny, girth cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
person 1: bro how does chase mcdonald pull so many bitches
person 2: because his name is chase mcdonald and he has a hairy, veiny, girthy cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
person 2: because his name is chase mcdonald and he has a hairy, veiny, girthy cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
by cheezymac176 May 10, 2022
