loser

N- A person who finds just about anything as an embarrassment because they do not have the guts to put themselves out there.

N- A person who does not pass the vibe check.

N- A person who wastes their energy on who they view as 'damned', by ridiculing them... though only contradicts themselves with their unlawful, and obvious obsession with the 'damned'.

Karen: "Did you see how they were dancing? So obnoxious."

Penny: "No, Karen. I was too busy having fun. Don't be a looser."

Karen: "Did you see that their tag was out,?'
Penny: "No, Karen. Did you tell them their tag was out?"
Karen: "No."
Penn: " It sounds like there aren't too many thoughts up there, Karen. Don't be a loser."

by imgettingsexyback February 10, 2025

0 to 60 Loser

Someone calling the cops for fun...and winding up in jail.

Woody became a 0 to 60 Loser when he called the cops for fun. And then he wound up in jail.

by Sable Rabbit December 6, 2021

Public Transportation Loser

A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.

As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.

by KImCobain October 18, 2015

big loser

gachaboy_31 (alex andrei p)

Who is that big loser right there??🙀🙀
Oh, its Alex from 9MI2

by gahyeonslovel0vw March 27, 2023

sore core loser

The same as sore loser

Just because you lost, doesn't mean you get to stay mad, you sore core loser

by PureWTF June 15, 2017

Male loser epidemic

Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.

Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge

Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒

by 𝕸𝖈𝖂𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘 June 6, 2025