Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.

“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”

by patheticmeme May 7, 2020

Lauren trama

When Lauren gives you PTSD for just being in her class

Child 1 : great I’ve got science with Lauren

Child 2: she gave my Lauren trama

by Insidejoker007 March 12, 2022

lauren

Always a hoe who is involve with a guy named Makai

Damn Lauren is such a bitch

by Dunfur September 4, 2016

Lauren Castro

Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.

-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!

-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.

by Kipper dog December 29, 2011

pulling a lauren

The act of giving a guy a hand job.

"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"

by lauren6996 March 3, 2014

lauren

blonde, hates people yawns a lot breaks her toe getting picklejars out of fridges, and is basically a white basic beach

I like rap, G eazy and hoodie allen,
you're such a lauren

by February D September 7, 2016

Pulling a Lauren

Offering to fulfill a favor, however never accomplishing sed favor.

I never said I would clean the dishes!?

Yes you did, you keep pulling a Lauren this week!!

by ImNotAMachine76 November 20, 2017