Thomazi kamikaze

The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.

Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze

by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022

Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.

I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.

by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022

khyan kamalan

khyan is a tamil that goes to jls, he is your typical jls boy and is somewhat nicer than most of them. he is always in the gym with his jls mandem members, he talks to loads of girls and has more female friends than a female. somehow he knows literally everyone in nw ldn which makes him a bait boy. he likes losing football matches and looks after people when theyre throwing up even though they tell him to leave. hes friends with nittys but isnt one himself yet. hes always in canada and will soon be eligible for citizenship. khyan oru periya el. he runs away im hbs and doesnt like a certain rms girl called serena. hes always at motives and doesnt know how to stay at home and he speaks to loads of girls and lipses them, jokes he doesnt know how to talk to a girl.

friend: look theres khyan kamalan
friend: omg everyone knows that donny, hes such a typical jls boy

by hehehehheheeehehheh October 9, 2022

Comrade Kamala

Kamala Harris is the highest ranking official who doesn't officially have dementia yet her cognitive ability is worse than Crooked Joe Biden's. Harris is an original marxist prosecutor who got 0 votes in the primary but was installed by the fascists, communists, and globalists who comprise the democrat party elite. Her low IQ is probably one of the reasons she is easy to control by the marxists, but that doesn't mean that she is any less dangerous. Comrade Kamala and her handlers are weaponizing government to persecute political opponents like President Trump. Border Czar Kamala also caused the invasion of 11 million illegal aliens. You would think that this would be widely condemned nation-wide but the average far-left lunatic actually cheers for her destruction of America. We need Trump back in office ASAP.

Comrade Kamala and the gun grabbers, globalists, looters, criminals, terrorists, illegal aliens, blue-haired mental patients, and pedophiles who support her collectively turned America into a third-world banana republic.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess

It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink

"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"

by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024

dirty kamala

To blow someone to get something that will usually end in disaster or embarrassment

Did you hear that Tristan pulled a Dirty Kamala to get a parking spot? I heard his car got towed for being in front a fire hydrant.

by The monster under the mattress March 8, 2024

surprise kamikazi

The sexual act of the other partner injecting one of the 5 fingers located on the human hand into the said anus

I was tapping this fat bitch the other night and the bitch done do a surprise kamikazi

by thegms June 5, 2024