cutro-kelly

A reference to an upstate NY family who has the penis usually described as the size of an acorn when errect. This deformation is expected to have been caused by a long tradition of in-breeding.

Omg look at his dick it's so tiny!
I know he must be a cutro-kelly.

by Smoke22 November 18, 2015

kelly hopkins

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. I am in love with her, and always will be. Kelly Hopkins of Port. St. Lucie Fl. She has blonde hair. And a nice face.

"Omg, she is so perfect"
" I know right, she is a total Kelly Hopkins"

by aquaticq March 7, 2016

Kelly

The nigga is nappyhead he ugly asf but he get money tho this nigga has hella sibilings.He taken 💍 and this nigga is trying so hard to be a insta dancer

Kelly is a Hard body

by Ybnkelz November 26, 2018

kelly foster

A trash ass teacher that 100% doesn't care about her students at all. And she gets triggered all the damn time.

Im Kelly Foster and im a Hoe.

by loltrollghoul October 19, 2018

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

Kelly with an I

equivalent to a shit stain, they are usually terrible and toxic in league of legends.

Stop getting banned like a kelly with an I.

by KelliBeToxicAF August 7, 2017

Kelly moment

Blonde moment Brain fart Lapse of reasoning

Oh sorry I put the kids in the oven, I must have had a 'Kelly moment'.

by Zara - cornflats December 21, 2018