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Juan

Juan is one of the sweetest people out there, but it is only because he knows whatit feels like to be mistreated and hurt. He has the brightest smile and a incredibly contagious laugh.

Juan is an amazing boyfriend who would protect his significant other with his life. Juan is also a great friend and tries to keep everyone happy.
Hey look Juan got his girlfriend earrings, isn't he a sweetheart.
by Bearlover14/12 April 25, 2022
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Juan

Literally the most sigma and alpha male of the entire world HES so cool and and and wonderful
I love Juan
by Therealamerucandicyionaru November 22, 2023
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juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together
by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018
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juan vela

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.

Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.

A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 16, 2018
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Juan Carlo De La Serna

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.
Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.
by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021
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Prank him, Juan

Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.
José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!

Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.
by NuggetMilitia1 January 19, 2022
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Juan Lopez

Adjective. Man of high sophistication and the elegance of a stoic vassal. A man with a gaze that of sun rays; blindingly direct and potent in all variance of intent. A near perfect man whose enigmatic movements elicit curiosity in all lovers, all friends, and all adversaries.
Hey!! That guy walking in calm demeanor is a Juan Lopez guy.
by Rejardedfart November 22, 2023
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