not bitch

intj. This phrase is used to reserve a seat in a vehicle which is not bitch.

The first person to call not bitch gets the front seat; people after that get distributed around the car. If you chronically forget to call not bitch, you will always sit in the middle seat.

The rules for calling not bitch are the same as those for shotgun.

Person 1: "Hey, there's Aaron's car."
Person 2: "Not Bitch!"

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

Bitch

The middle position of the back seat of a car; the most unwanted seat.

1)
S: "Shotgun!"
K: "Not bitch"
N: "Not bitch!"
A: "damn. Looks like I'm bitch."

2) It's good to know someone who likes to ride bitch, because it is 1 less thing to settle stoned.

by axle [DS] December 24, 2007

Bitches

somw girls that be straiht up and want to get with yo

like we was playin these bitches and they was fucking suckin us of yo

sheldon is an idiot

by steez November 21, 2003

Bitches

something of which you severely lack

Person: Man i dont have any bitches :(

by Just some UrbanDictionary guy. May 9, 2022

Bitches

1-Many women
2-females or a derogetory term
3-Girls You have had intercourse with

1-See all those Bitches over there
2-Bitches be trippin
2-Bitches stay haten
3-I get way more Bitches than you

by a house nigga August 31, 2013

Bitch

When you look in a mirror you probably see this

Hey look it’s a bitch in the mirror

by BitchRat November 22, 2018

bitch

A female dog

I took the bitch outside to use the bathroom.

by aarondaelephanttipple June 20, 2018