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internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.
Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018
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Hello Internet

Hello Internet is an audio podcast hosted by YouTube content creators CGP Grey and Brady Haran, creator of many different channels like Numberphile and Periodic Videos. It debuted in 2014 and, as of now, has over a hundred episodes, of which one was exclusively released as a vinyl record.

The podcast features discussions pertaining to their lives as professional creators for YouTube, the content of their most recent videos as well as their interests and annoyances. Typical topics include technology etiquette, movie and TV show reviews, plane accidents, vexillology, futurology, and the differences between Grey's and Haran's personalities and lifestyles.

In 2015, Haran and the podcast were credited with reappropriating the word "freebooting" to describe copyright infringement via re-hosting videos on platforms such as Facebook, a practice typically undertaken to profit from advertisements alongside the content. Facebook has since adopted tools to address. Hot Stopper is a more recent word brought to life by the podcast, mainly due to CPG Grey's frustration with the (lack of) Hot Stoppers in Starbucks.

The Podcast was selected as the best New Podcast of 2014 by Apple, as well as being included in the top 50 podcasts of Guardian in 2016. Furthermore, Brady Haran won the Radio Times "Radio and Podcast" competition, CPG Grey was also a nominee.
"Hey man, I'm looking for a new Podcast to listen to, any suggestions?"
"I'd suggest Hello Internet, it's a lot of fun to listen to!"
by CheekyBanter June 22, 2018
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Ruined by the internet

When something becomes so great, it's crushed by its own popularity. Usually ruined by angry pre-pubesent little boys and "independent" scene girls on tumblr
Gangnam Style used to be so cool and fun, but it was ruined by the internet. It became so overused to the point everyone just got sick of it.

I used to like playing Minecraft, until the angry pre-pubescent little boys started playing it. It was ruined by the internet!

Doctor Who is doomed to be ruined by the internet, mainly due to the girls on Tumblr
by That's silly August 26, 2013
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The Greater Internet

1. An idea where an item on the Internet has reached a large viewing audience over a wide range.

2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.

Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.
Steve. "Have you seen Mike's wipeout on Tosh.0?"

Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"
by ryanothedyno August 6, 2011
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Internet Identity

Assumption of name and unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet.
unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet is internet identity
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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internet-equette

rules and regs of usin the internet
We could all use some brushing-up on our internet-equette!
by lizguitarlessons September 12, 2017
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internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)
Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"
by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020
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