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Oven Gremlin

Oh no! It's not in it's natural environment!
Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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The Beat-oven

The Beat-Oven is the GOAT
by Omooooooooo January 1, 2022
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Oven Meal

A Jewish woman you'd save from the ovens in exchange for sexual favours
Have you seen shira? Shes such an oven meal.
~Cillian
by Cillian4206969420 January 27, 2025
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Inverurie Oven

When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.

Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”

Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
“Dave didn’t make it to the pub last night — apparently, he was getting an Inverurie Oven from his new girlfriend. Lucky loon!"

You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”

“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”

“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”

“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
by Thon bus driver August 29, 2025
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Oven Bath

Its like toater bath, but to an extreme.
person 1: "why are you carrying the oven"

person 2: "I'm gonna commit oven bath"
by birdboi101 January 24, 2022
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condom oven

Condom Oven
noun
(slang)

A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
Example: Dude, that girl you’re talking to is a fucking condom oven.
by bajabenito August 5, 2025
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Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.
I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.
by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019
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