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Inverurie Oven

When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.

Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”

Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
“Dave didn’t make it to the pub last night — apparently, he was getting an Inverurie Oven from his new girlfriend. Lucky loon!"

You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”

“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”

“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”

“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
by Thon bus driver August 29, 2025
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dublin double-oven

A sexual act where two people poop on your chest while you drink a pint of Guinness.
Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.
by jellocakes69 June 3, 2018
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dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022
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The Beat-oven

The Beat-Oven is the GOAT
by Omooooooooo January 1, 2022
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rat in the oven

A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.
‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’

Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
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Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.
“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”
by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024
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Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.
I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.
by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019
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