Hood Ballin is a game invented by a group of Colorado Springs teens that involves bringing a paintball gun into a mini van and shooting it at unsuspecting pedestrians. The pedestrians are generally the lower class individuals such as teenage gang bangers, and other such hoodlums. Hood Ballin occasionally involves the shooting of bald white men in the back of their head, and/or hitchhikers on North Powers Blvd., however generally speaking, middle and upper class individuals are not bothered with.
by Trey-Duce :VRL24:: January 5, 2014
Get the Hood Ballinmug. 
Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
Get the hood wifemug. by giantdrummer1 May 25, 2018
Get the Hooded Manmug. by C.R.I.P. November 21, 2011
Get the lake of the hoodsmug. A very large uncircumcised penis
by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018
Get the hooded monstermug. a nigga who understands the way of the hood and it’s dialect, a person who is smart and from the hood
by Penis exploder April 26, 2022
Get the Hood Geniusmug.