i got no time

a song.

I got no time, i got no time to live, Idk.

by Mr ilusion5 June 18, 2020

I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

by Kompress0r June 14, 2021

Bro got Oswalded

Made famous by the Russian badger and the jfk assassination, the word "he got oswalded" refers to seeing someone's back of his/hers head get blown off, typically with a sniper rifle on a very high building.

Guy 1: hi Jim did you see the assassination?
Jim: yeah, bro got oswalded.
Both precede to laugh

by Guy with minecraft March 27, 2023

Bitch got a penis

This is a lyric of a mostly disliked song , Transphobic Techno by Your favorite Martian.

A: Lemme show you this song I found, it like 11 years old!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!

by libracoffeeYT May 6, 2023

SHES GOT BALLS

When a women Takes the place of a male (which is usually a top) In sex

My gf wanted me to close my eyes last night in bed
Turnt out, when I opened my eyes she nudged me into sex and it happened that SHES GOT BALLS

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 May 30, 2022

they done got unc

when something bad happens to someone, especially if they're killed or taken away, that unc has been done got.

Guy 1 : Hear that bird?
*Guy 2 dies*
Guy 3 : They done got unc 😭😭

by imrickgrimes July 19, 2023

You Got Slaved

A term used when one manages to get another to do a task inadvertently in full knowledge that they want to feel like a master

Dips: Yo Sunny, hold my pint for a second.
(hands him the pint)
Dips: You Got Slaved

by Dips112 March 11, 2009