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the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.
"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"
by BonnoP February 2, 2016
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Hot German Salad

Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.
Zeb enjoyed the hot german salad from Saturday night, but paid for it the next morning.
by Barndoor August 11, 2016
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muscley german

when your hair looks like the helmet of reinheart from overwatch
by omgyouweeb124 January 20, 2017
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fresh garms

Clothes that are so wavy even you can't handle it, or for all y'all Americans its a clean, slick and fresh fashion sense.
Jheez Jon you got some fresh garms on today.
by pompeypomps June 18, 2017
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little german fairy

A gay, drunk, German midget blowing some guy through a glory hole
The little German fairy had fun last night.
by Little English man November 15, 2017
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Crystal Gems

Basically, lesbian space rocks who fought their own leader for freedom but actually she "their leader" was the one who started it, heck two of them is already married ffs
by IDFK WTPH July 13, 2018
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Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
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