by BloughMi February 15, 2017
Get the goat raisins mug.n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013
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Get the SAR GOAT mug.1. One who scrapes out grout from between tiles 2. The goat scraping tool itself 3. Any type of scraping work that is difficult and arduous 4. Holding the lowest position at work
Hey Goat Scraper! Grab your goat scraper and scrape out all the goats in the master shower before lunch time or I will slash your tires and knock up your sister! If I see even one goat un-scraped I will break your fingers one knuckle at a time.
by Planetstills September 10, 2016
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Get the Satan Goat mug.Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.
Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.
The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!
Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.
The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!
by Jean468 June 20, 2019
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