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fucktard

Complete oaf, idiot; one who often makes a mockery of himself due to a series of poor decisions; commonly given to ex-lover who made dumb choices
Your such a fucktard for taking me, a vegan, to a burger joint.
by a$ap_ash August 30, 2015
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fucktard

A toxic person you will meet some point in your life.
jaf: u trash kid, 1+1 is 19

some guy: nah man, u a fucktard
by 25465 February 23, 2020
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Fucktard

The best word used for neuro-restoritive mentorship management and certain staff. " he suffered a brain injury. Let's take his money wife and anything else he has".
Fucktard managment. Better watch or they'll steal your life to
by Jesse arron Powers September 4, 2019
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Fucktard

Someone who constantly talks to you even though you have made it apparent you could give a fuck less about their pathetic life.
When Melissa tells Mary and I about her bf , kids and anything else , we both roll our eyes and say “who cares fucktard”.
by RobotronGvl August 17, 2018
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fucktard

a dumbass of the highest order who has absolutely no brain and says dumb things constantly. Fucktards are not to be associated and are fucking retarded. one way to identify a fucktard is to ask them to tie their socks. if they have to think about this then they are defenitley fucktards. when a fucktard reaches adulthood it joins others, this is called congress.
Sam: have you seen my feet?
joe: no, but i bet you haven't. look under your fat folds you fucktard
by sodacandiet November 19, 2013
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Sir Fucktard

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.
1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.
by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017
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Fucktard

Term of endearment even though they might be stupid but said with a smile on their face
by Mk2girl June 1, 2023
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