A sex act in which two audience members invite a stand-up comic to have a catered threesome in a fancy hotel.
"OMG, I have to tell you what happened at the Open Mic, that ruggedly handsome Hagrid-looking guy got a Frosted Oreo!"
by anonymous August 24, 2025

When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.
Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020

by docmasterflex May 3, 2013

by Xerolight April 6, 2021

(verb) - The action of defecating on a sexual partner's (or unsuspecting victim's) face and then ejaculating in the horizontal or vertical motion across the excrement.
Inflected Forms: Marble Frosting, Marble Frost
Inflected Forms: Marble Frosting, Marble Frost
"My girlfriend was hassling me to pay the overdue electric bill and mow the lawn so I marble frosted that bitch!"
--Former Supreme Court Justice Melvin R. Sturdenberg II
--Former Supreme Court Justice Melvin R. Sturdenberg II
by rcodefish July 18, 2009

The GOAT.
A name renowned for being the greatest of all time.
A blessing to all who have known and associated with. They are the light that brightens everybody’s day.
A name renowned for being the greatest of all time.
A blessing to all who have known and associated with. They are the light that brightens everybody’s day.
“Oh what it would be, to be a Frost!”
by Frosty08 November 24, 2021
