A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
Get the fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window mug.pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?
Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006
Get the pokey bum fanny wank part 2 mug.A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.
Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).
Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).
Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:
Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"
Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"
Example 2:
"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"
Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"
Example 2:
"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
Get the Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest mug.Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers
by fanny whacked February 3, 2010
Get the Fanny-Whacker mug.1. A male who enjoys tossing the salad of other males.
2. A homosexual man who likes licking butt crack.
3. A very gay man.
2. A homosexual man who likes licking butt crack.
3. A very gay man.
fan-ee-fin-chur fanny fincher
1. George bush pretends he's straight, but we all know that he is a fanny fincher.
2. I saw him in the locker room with another guy being a fanny fincher.
1. George bush pretends he's straight, but we all know that he is a fanny fincher.
2. I saw him in the locker room with another guy being a fanny fincher.
by shugahhh aka vegas bitch February 5, 2010
Get the fanny fincher mug.1. Synonymous with love life.
2. The ventral opening of a lady.
3. A terrible attempt at smack talk/tough guy attitude.
2. The ventral opening of a lady.
3. A terrible attempt at smack talk/tough guy attitude.
1. Josh - 'Dude, how is the fanny front?'
Todd - 'Josh man, it's awesome! I have 7 girls going at
the same time! My balls look vacuum packed
they are so empty!'
2. Josh - 'Todd man, her fanny front must look like a
wizard's sleeve!'
3. Josh - 'Todd, shut yo damn mouth bitch!'
Todd - 'Dude, lose the fanny front'
Todd - 'Josh man, it's awesome! I have 7 girls going at
the same time! My balls look vacuum packed
they are so empty!'
2. Josh - 'Todd man, her fanny front must look like a
wizard's sleeve!'
3. Josh - 'Todd, shut yo damn mouth bitch!'
Todd - 'Dude, lose the fanny front'
by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009
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