A sexual act that involves punching your partner right before you climax, leaving your contact info, and painkillers for when they wake up.
by Robertomus December 5, 2014
Get the Evil Dragonmug. My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes
Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes
Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh
On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am
by Death Menace March 10, 2023
Get the Am I Evil?mug. by bumbarahsclaht June 6, 2025
Get the evil yartmug. by Platinumunity July 23, 2023
Get the Evil Mikemug. Right but if he ASKED and you had the means to give to him.... Wouldn't you just give it to him? I mean, it's the difference between murder and manslaughter. And you can say "Well, manslaughter is still a crime." But... Sometimes you're guilt is peripheral and if it's too peripheral then you don't even try to stop it.
Hym "Well, if you have a sandwich. And a guy is starving on the street and you can see the future and he begs you for food... Do you give it to him?"
Retard "I mean I'd decide..."
Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "
Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."
Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"
Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."
Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"
Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."
Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"
Retard "What?"
Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"
Retard "It's MY sandwich!"
Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."
Retard "You're evil!"
Hym "..... And?"
Retard "I mean I'd decide..."
Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "
Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."
Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"
Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."
Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"
Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."
Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"
Retard "What?"
Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"
Retard "It's MY sandwich!"
Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."
Retard "You're evil!"
Hym "..... And?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the Evilmug. An evil person isn't usually going to tell everybody they are evil, since that wouldn't get them too far. More of the good life goes with claiming to be a good, honest, or trustworthy person, and if suspicion is deferred to others long enough, people will usually quit questioning what the evil person is really like, they assume the person is good by nature.
If people people told everybody that they were evil in plain language, nothing would be left to question. Usually they tell everybody else (the public) something different than they tell you behind the scenes, when nobody is looking.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
Get the Evilmug. 