one of my brothers close friends and makes fun of me a lot and mess with me. also one of the hottest human beings on the planet!
by pee pee poo poo check October 12, 2020
Get the ethan gordonmug. This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.
Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.
by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021
Get the Ethan's Lawmug. very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo
by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 19, 2019
Get the Ethan Matthewsmug. by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
Get the ethan cutkoskymug. A hot ass dude where I live in Atlanta. He the goddamn happiest dude I know. You can always count on this loyal mother fucker
Ethan Gibbs is everybody's best friend.
Oh your having a hard time go talk to Ethan Gibbs he will calm you down
Oh your having a hard time go talk to Ethan Gibbs he will calm you down
by The Best Mother Fucker716515 December 29, 2013
Get the ethan gibbsmug. by Fuckrick December 7, 2022
Get the Ethan the squidmug. Rat magnet, a person who unintentionally attracts rats, causing them to turn to a maddening sexual rage
by Godsmailman October 13, 2019
Get the Ethan Carrollmug.