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Ethan Carroll

Rat magnet, a person who unintentionally attracts rats, causing them to turn to a maddening sexual rage
Ethan carroll causes the rats to scamper out of the sewerEthans here, the rats aren’t far away
by Godsmailman October 13, 2019
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Ethan Dolan

THE HOTTEST GUY ALIVE. ALONG WITH HIS BROTHER GRAYSON DOLAN.
THAT"S ETHAN FUCKING DOLAN!
Ethan Dolan is a Full Course Meal.
by DOLANXBABES May 9, 2018
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ethan dinkle

Ethan Dinkle. If you couldn't already tell by the name, he's one of a kind. He's always happy and excitable and gets all the ladies, but for no mere lady he gives his heart. For that belongs to the certain few he can't have. He's musically talented and a master of video games, intelligent, and cunning, with a wit as fast as lighting. As well as he's charming, confident, friendly, and moral. I mean, the guy doesn't even cuss. WHO DOES THAT? On top, he's mostly just walking joy, but if you get close to him and he trusts you, he can be very serious should the moment arise. Otherwise Dinkle's just upbeat. And he LOVES chocolate! He is also very dedicated and trustworthy, and very hard working. And lastly...he's a prankster. I mean, did you really think someone else would get on here and write something about me? Psh, too easy.
Person reading this: Really?

Ethan Dinkle: Really. ;)
by Chief S2117 February 23, 2017
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Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.
You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.
by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020
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Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.
Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.
by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021
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ethan cutkosky

ethan cutkosky is so hot.”
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
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Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.
A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER
by Fuckrick December 7, 2022
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