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Team Edward

One who stays true to Edward Cullen. Even after seeing New Moon with Taylor Lautner... yum. Being committed to Edward Cullen.
Girl 1: So Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Girl 2: Edward of course. What about you?
Girl 1: Well I kind of like both...
Girl 2 : Your not a true Edward fan.
Team Edward by TheRealTeamEdward January 5, 2010

Carl Edward Jordan Split 

One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."

Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."

After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.

the edward 

A sexual act involving multiple guys and a gay club, the act requires 4 males they all fuck each other in the ass, and then give each other enemas and eat a whole box of ex lax at once this results in a uncontrollable bowel movement in which all 4 partners shit uncontrollably on each other.
i went up to the twist the other night, and i seen 4 dudes doing "the edward" shit was nasty!
the edward by the boss e May 28, 2010

oh my edward

1. a version of oh my god.
2. oh my gosh
3. used by twi-hards and twilight fans.

a note: twilight is a popular book phenom. with movies coming out. starting with twilight. new moon and eclipse are in production.starring robert pattinson and kristen stewart , kellen lutz,peter facinelli,ashley greene,nikki reed, jackson rathbone, and elizabeth reaser

twilight,new moon,eclipse, and breaking
dawn

another note: also said as ome and omc (oh my cullen)
me: oh my edward. that shirt is smexy!
rachel: i know fun right?
season: what?
me: were talking about that twilight shirt in hot topic.
season: ome no way
oh my edward by kthnxby* January 11, 2009

Prince Edward Island 

A crappy little island where 1/2 the people are fishermen and are on unemployment 3/4 of the year. There are no forests and everywheres is potato fields except in swamps. The whether is not very nice and the houses are ugly but tourists think it's totally awesome here. Commonly abbreviated as PEI.
I get drunk every weekend because I am from PEI.

I am dumber than anyone outside of PEI because I went to a school in Prince Edward Island.

I go to the beach every day, even when it rains, because I'm in PEI.

Charles Edward Ridings III 

A short faggot who has a girlfriend that was introduced to him on a gay site known as omegle(where losers try to get pussy) he is roughly 4' tall and has a dick proportional to his height ie 2 inches.
Man look at that Charles Edward Ridings III he's such a bitch.