Douchebag

A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.

My algebra teacher is a giant douchebag.

by Most19fuckeraround July 10, 2016

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.

by k80theshade April 14, 2025

douchebag

somebody that wears white glasses or has that white g shock watch.

man he is such a douchebag, look at him in his white glasses and that g shock!

by qwerty boii February 16, 2019

Douchebag

A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.

Chuck Todd is a douchebag.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Douchebag

Someone who is used by hoes to clean their pussies.

Poor guy got used as a Douchebag by the ho at taco bell to clean her pussy.

by RandomThoughtguy January 8, 2024