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douche o'clock 

An ungodly hour of the night. Generally considered to be between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM, or whenever one would not want to be woken up.
What the hell are you calling me for, it's douche o'clock in the morning!
douche o'clock by lorem ipsum December 8, 2009

Douche Poker 

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.
These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.
Douche Poker by NYC Magoo August 26, 2013

douche-kadoodle 

A arrogant retard, self absorbed happy go lucky pretty boy that is hated by all who always seems to be around.
Damn! Fucking Todd is here again! That douche-kadoodle could be a bastard child of Snookie and "Mike" The Miz. Find a lot of them on the Jersey Shore, Hamptons, Miami, stupid or flashy clubs/bars and high schools/ colleges

Douche Alert 

When a douche bag aka dousch bag is approaching yourself and others and you must warn them before the douche gets close enough.
Where is Drew? Oh he's in the dishroom where he belongs. Here he comes, Douche alert!!! Douche alert!!!

douche hole

A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.
Matt: I'm watching the game and having a brewskie, come over?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?
douche hole by Mo Nuts May 11, 2007

Douche Bag 

Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about
Douche Bag by Pabstman June 18, 2005