Joels dog

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"
by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 07, 2021
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Ham-dogged

Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
by PureCharger February 22, 2008
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Pump Dog

The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.
Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.
by T3rman8tor April 25, 2011
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Doofus Dog

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.
"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"
by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023
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invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 05, 2009
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wok the dog

Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.
We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.
by Dick Hofheimer October 25, 2009
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Tubby Dog

Arabian Goggles with Chili.

While sitting on the face of another person with your balls on their eyes, dick on their forehead, take a big shit in their mouth.
He passed out drunk at the party and one of the guys gave him a Tubby Dog.
by Chili_lover_extreme_155758 September 13, 2011
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