Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

DEADBEAT DOUCHEBAG

My brother fred

Fred is a deadbeat douchebag

by Howiefeltersnach October 20, 2025

Zellinger's Douchebag

Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.

Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?

Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?

by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025

Dollar store douchebag

To be a very low or poor quality douchebag

I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!

by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021

DoucheBag

A individual asks questions with his or her nose.

That Douchebag is making us uncomfortable.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Douchebag

A hairy 18-year-old male named Joshua. Often seen playing Pokemon or petting a dog.

Person 1: Man, that douchebag goes to my school.
Person 2: You mean Josh?
Person 1: Yeah.

by NotAGuyNamedLogan January 19, 2022

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023