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crush course

It is a really fast course for anything.....
Hey, dude i travel in a week to buenaventura... but i can`t drive.. so i need a crush course for driving car....
by camachoacosta July 24, 2010
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Car Crush

1) That hot guy/girl in a nearby car that you develop a crush on as soon as you see them... that you will probably never see again

2) A really nice car you see while out driving that you instantly want
1) Passenger: "Oh man..."
Driver: "What?"
Passenger: "That blond in the black Camero next to us is HOT."
Driver: "Woah... I've got a new car crush."

2) Driver: "Dude, check out that Lotus!"
Passenger: "Yeah, I've had a car crush on it for the last few miles."
by shleeisme November 5, 2010
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Crush Boner

That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.
by cpatpan July 23, 2016
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crush relish

When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.
Yo, I'm going out with the boys to crush relish at the bar.
by Hotyeet November 10, 2019
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Talent crush

When you are severely infatuated with someone primarily due to their overwhelmingly mind-boggling talent. More impactful than puppy love, less tremor-inducing than soul mate.
Oh man I have such a talent crush on Nicholas Cage
by DaRealEgonSchiele July 5, 2016
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Petty Crush

A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.

Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:

-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type

-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment

-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.

This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.

Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"

Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018
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Crush one

Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.
Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual
by Brown Bear 3000 July 10, 2012
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