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prostitue couch

A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue
My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch
by Sketchy sketch123 December 30, 2020
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Couch

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka
by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021
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Couch Pussy

The space between two cushions on a couch.
Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.
by RNDRPS November 24, 2017
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drop it like a couch

No more, " drop it like a couch"
by Cuz she said March 3, 2021
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
by Willy1972 September 5, 2023
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