When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
Get the Putting the Couch onmug. The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
Get the Turkish Couch Bathmug. by poopei October 6, 2020
Get the cough couchmug. by TerryWanEye August 31, 2019
Get the Couch Cockmug. were you fuck your girlfriend.
by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020
Get the couchmug. The couch is a couch in every theater department, usually in a practice room or above the stage, that is strictly used for sex.
by Professional Among Us September 7, 2021
Get the The Couchmug. that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.
bad idea.
bad idea.
by BigManDouggieGExceptTheGIsLL March 28, 2023
Get the couch chipmug.