Crowd Control

When you walk-up to someone annoying you and you announce you farted, even when you didn't, just to get them to leave your space.

I really need to do some crowd control, this party is getting out of hand.

by barnstormer January 27, 2023

Greasy Controller Sacrifice

When you're eating messy food while playing a video game and the game gets so intense that you have to use the fingers you've been eating with to make a game winning move.

"gg"
"Damn! Had to use the greasy controller sacrifice"

by DamnItBillyWhy June 14, 2016

Internal locus of control

The problem with these types of people is that ignore the fact that there are 9 billion extrenal loci of control either working with or against you are all times.

Hym "Internal locus of control or no, it isn't incumbent on me to exist alongside a surveillance apparatus just so that you can feel better about the fact that there is nothing you can do to stop me from murdering your kids. You don't feel that you have to intervene, but you only have 2 options. I'm just not going to allow you to get away with it. I will punish non-intervention. Every day that passes makes the only recourse you have less effective. If you want to hold someone accountable, do it to the people who's job it is to do what you aren't willing to do. Otherwise, go fuck yourself retard. If you wait until you're on the other side of it, it will be to late. If you see what is happening to me, you will have just as much recourse as I do."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024

Controller God

A Controller God is A Master Of The Way Of Aim Assist

ControllerCold is a controller god

by ControllerColdFan December 29, 2020

Sugar-Controller

A controller who is assigned to audit a special person, under commission.

Healthcare companies implanted auditors named internally as "sugar-controllers" to limit medical expenditures ordered by determined physicians.

by Dr.Demings June 8, 2022

controler

Controler

Judgemental, insecure. Mean

A person who on first impression judges people, and is not open. Usually this person is a man child.

Someone: hey how's it going?

You: just stare cause u've worked with a bunch of jerk like peeps, so ur sooo burntout, now the controler thinks ur retarded.

by a fish girl October 3, 2013

pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021