Computer

Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!
"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you
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A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer
Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.
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Computer

some dirt or soil or other dirty/horny stuff
Have you been up to date on how much computer has been on twitter.
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a pile of two or more computers
dont put your computer on mine, we dont want a computer orgy in here!
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Computer pale

When being pale and a typical gamer
That guy is computer pale. I bet he is diamond 1.
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computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.
dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same
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