Colonel

name of the un popped pieces of corn at the bottom of a pop corn bowl.

Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.

by simmo890 May 24, 2009

Colonizer

The act of a man of typically Caucasian decent ejaculating onto a person of colour's face. Marking the person who has been ejaculated on to property of the ejaculator. A re-enactment of the imperialistic actions of empires and nations of the past.

John: Hey dude, whats that on your face?
Jacob: Oh this? Bryce just used The Colonizer on me earlier.

by raimen May 21, 2019

colton

a person with a tiny penis and cannot get any girlsand cannot write and doesnt even know how to tie his shoe and is a chode Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.

look its tiny penis keller i wanna suck his chode lol Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.

by billy chode April 17, 2017

colton

he is very country, sus, trash at basketball, country ass bitch and gets no girls at all, he beats his meat every night

ur such a colton

by kaeveon jones November 28, 2018

penis colonic

To urinate inside an anus during anal intercourse, with the aftermath being a similar result to a colonic.

Guy #1: "Check that girl out!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, I'd give her a penis colonic..."

by tek9tim March 20, 2011

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018

Penal Colony

a penal institution where prisoners are exiled, usually in a jail that is almost impossible to escape.

The County jail made a whole new penal colony--heck, they are never getting outta here!

by cha_rite March 21, 2005