Cooler Cock

The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.

Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.

by Orchard August 6, 2012

master cocksmith

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Double coconut

when a black man ejaculates inside you twice

Bobby gave Emily a double coconut and now she is pregnant

by frick knows March 3, 2015

Hot Cocking

1) When a cocky and conceited male trys to assert his dominance over another man, or group of men, in an overly conceited manner.

2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.

1) Dude, Ronnie just closed the deal he was working on and he’s been hot cocking it the whole afternoon.

2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!

by SomeSithL0rd February 25, 2018

Triple Cock

When a girl has 3 dicks in her at the same time one in the mouth, one in the ass, and one in her pussy!

Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Abi!!!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!

by SlopNChop August 15, 2018

Nigga Cock Blender

When a nigga sticks his penis in a blender. This message was brought to you by today is cluless#0666.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE TYRONE DO A NIGGA COCK BLENDER

by Today is clueless March 26, 2020

Euro Cock

Most of the male population in Europe has an uncircumcised penis.

Since Joe and George are from London, there’s a good chance they have a Euro Cock

by Long Driver August 25, 2020