chäbs

It's chips or crisps with an funny dialect

Person 1: Chäbs!
Person 2: Chäbs!
Person 1: Chäbs!

by MajesticBigBoy6 April 8, 2018

Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018

Chub

Cold hearted uncaring bitch.

She is such a chub. She doesn't care who she hurts.

by RavenousOne1 June 11, 2018

Chub Rig

A albino midget with 150000 dots and the ugliest braces. Also in love with the ugliest Indian girl

Chub Rig is the most unathletic human.

by TechnicianOstrich69 September 20, 2018

Chub dubber

A fat chick

Bruh she was such a chub dubber.

by parasiteMans October 1, 2018

Chub

A chub can be interpreted many ways such as fat, stupid, or just a chub ass nigga

“Damn your CHUB ass just got curved.”

by Booty Eater 557 September 13, 2018

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018