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santa fe christian

Dumb ass piece off shit school, brainwashes you into becoming gay.
by TheMainHomie October 26, 2018
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Christian whore

Jimmy Swagger; Jim Baker; Josh Duggar; To act like your shit don't stink.
He acts so Rebulican, but he's really a Christian Whore.
by Chrishoe March 2, 2016
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Christian

Christian is a bad a**. She doesn't take crap from anyone, she's the type of person that people strive to be. Just one look at her and people would fall to their knees. She looks like a goddess, can control people around her with just one look. Her body is like a palace, she all around deserves to be worshipped. One look at her and she wrecks your self-esteem, beware of this girl, she's a heart breaker. She'll steal your heart with one word & never again will you be able to love another like you love her.
Bro did you see that girl over there?
Yeah man, she's gorgeous I bet her name is Christian!
by Golden_queen December 20, 2016
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christian jarrett

A creepy person who will make your live an endless soul crushing darkness wet and bleak and suffocating. He is also watching you.
by Cj233333 February 23, 2017
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christian

a small little bitch ass nigga who talks alot of shit and has no life hes cocky asf but when u wanna catch hands he runs like a lil bitch. Christian usually has Rango as a friend. If you see a christian run hands.
Christian is a little bitch.
by Litdrew69 May 17, 2017
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Christian Homerun

This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.
Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night?
Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.
by Ethan Porteous May 6, 2018
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Christian

Tries to be a stud but fails 99.91% of the time
by Aqc5529 May 11, 2018
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