chinese church key

A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.

The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Chinese Bat Plague

A disease caused by a Coronavirus that originated in China during December of 2019. The virus was spreading rapidly but since the people in China are Chinese they decided to not say anything about it until after Christmas. The disease quickly developed into a global pandemic and many Americans with mental illnesses/disabilities began buying up all of the toilet paper and cleaning supplies as if the world was about to experience some sort of “diarrhea armageddon”. People were dying, the economy took a huge hit, morons stopped drinking Corona beer, “Tiger King” was released on Netflix, domestic violence increased (which may have had something to do with “Tiger King”), the term “Social Distancing” was created and accepted for use in public conversation, and many other terrible outcomes resulted from the horrendous diet of the Chinese. On the upside essential people were the only people allowed to work in some areas which greatly reduced traffic on the highways.

The star of the Netflix series “Tiger King” caught the Chinese Bat Plague while he was in prison.

by Murican Ginger April 3, 2020

chinkalottle

an animal that poops crap like every other mothertrucking animal.

did you see that chinkalottle yesterday? it totally shunked on the grass.

by it'smeyourcousin April 27, 2020

Chinese Delicacy

A fetish play involving one participant playing the dominated 'dog' role. The dominant participant will say 'Asian' sounding words while stimulating the dog.

I'm getting bored of Cock and Ball Torture recently, so were gonna Chinese Delicacy out for a bit.

by GautamaJesus August 24, 2020

chinesed it up

Used to describe a person that is not willing to pay money for services and would rather save money and do it themselves. A person not willing to pay a premium for goods and is always looking for the least expensive option.

Duvie, took all the meat out of the beef and beans at the buffet. He just Chinesed it up.

by Word that make you laugh October 22, 2020

Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.

Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao

by Umuless March 4, 2021

Chinese Raindrops

The soft massage an Asian masseuse uses on your back letting you know the flip and happy ending hand job is coming.

I knew this massage was gonna have a happy ending when she started doing the Chinese raindrops all over my body.

by Cuozzimoto April 12, 2021