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Cave of the Past

When someone's house looks like it's from 20-40 years ago in terms of decor.
"Man, Johnathan lives in such a Cave of the Past!"
by The Greying Dog September 9, 2021
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Cave

A dark place filled with bats and falling stalactites that can possibly penetrate your head or any other important body parts. Not recommended for people that have a fear of bats, darkness and falling stalactites. You can also yell something in a cave and the walls will repeat it for you, thats called an echo. Theres also may tunnels if you go in the right tunnel you can find gold or used condoms. If you go the wrong way then chances are, you'll get spiked by a falling stalactite. Stalactites are 2spooky4me.
Jordy went into a cave, he came out covered in stalactites.

Espn went into a dark cave , no he didnt he's scared of the darkness.
by Demtane June 12, 2017
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Arabian secrete cave entrance

When your partner lifts up your scrotum and proceeds to lick your butthole
Hey honey, can you give me an Arabian secrete cave entrance before bed?
by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024
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cave

If you don't understand something that has been happening since caveman time/prehistoric periods/the dawn of man.
by Emperorwearsnoclothes April 23, 2021
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Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.
Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!
by dylf2025 July 27, 2025
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Crank Cave

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.
Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
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Men-Cave

The dark, nostril burdening, moist area on one males body in which any and all frat douchebags and their uncles congregate. Stinking of nothing but gin, stale cigars, sweat, and homo lust. It’s a scent you’ll never forget. Kind of like a dead body. But this one is blood, shit, semen, and vomit.
That boys men-cave has surely seen better days. Did you see how it flapped in the wind and made that growling noise when Tommy started fondling it.
by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025
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