Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.
He's a real cat-watcher.
by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017
Get the cat-watcher mug.Brian has to meet 4 girls in one night, without letting any of them know the others exist. His cat juggling skills will be tested tonight.
by catjuggler September 11, 2009
Get the Cat Juggling mug.by Lotus.py May 9, 2023
Get the Cat Mafia mug.definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
Get the cat anchored mug.In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"
"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
by Seeing Double November 10, 2013
Get the squirrel-cat mug.Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
by Rabbit power February 28, 2019
Get the CAT DUMP mug.Wacky cat /wak-ee-cat/ noun: An odd looking creature characterized by a pungent odor and a unique shriek sometimes confused with laughter.
by BOB JOHNSON 45 January 4, 2008
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