Snarky Cat

Spunky, cute, and doesn't let things get past without an appropriately timed, snarky comment

When I think of you I often think snarky cat

by chicago222 November 7, 2011

Cat Mafia

Cat Mafia is a hacker group full of fruity femboys. Their discord is discord.gg/catmafia

Lotus is the cutest femboy hacker in Cat Mafia!

by Lotus.py May 9, 2023

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.

He's a real cat-watcher.

by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017

Cat Juggling

The art of juggling relationships with many women at the same time.

Brian has to meet 4 girls in one night, without letting any of them know the others exist. His cat juggling skills will be tested tonight.

by catjuggler September 11, 2009

Weasel Cat

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.

"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"

by TheLasso May 16, 2019

vampire cat

A cat whose upper canines extend past its lips when its mouth is closed, so that the tips of the teeth are visible.

If you think that vampire cat looks dangerous with those fangs of his, just wait until he sinks them into your arm.

by bats :[ March 22, 2009