Canadian Idiot

A good song by Blue Day it goes somethin' like this...

DON'T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT!
I LIKE BIG TITS ON GIRLS THAT ARE INNUIT!
This is a song about the Canadian Nation, Vancouver is a place full of Asians.
All around the CanAdian Nation. Red necks are beatin up on Hatians. Chug some syrup and listen to Sum 41. Avril has sharp teeth!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Canadian Snorkler

A sexual move: the woman lies on her back while the man stands over her head, facing her feet. He drops his ball sack onto her eyes, covering both eyes, then he sticks his dick in her mouth like a snorkle. It's "Canadian" because they do everything wrong in Canada.

I was going to fuck her, eh, but I gave her the Canadian Snorkler instead.

by Scott Ras November 24, 2006

Canadian History

Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.

I showed my grandmother a video of Canadian History and she puked.

by Shafty Magee II February 5, 2010

Canadianland

The new, logical name for Canada. Makes sense because it's a land with 'canadians', and so it could be called Canadianland. But 'Canadian' referrs to a person from Canada, so technically this word means a country full of people from Canada.

CANADIANLAND: THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP DEFINITION EVER

by United States of Americanland October 21, 2009

Canadian Touchdown

When a male participates in sexual intercourse while donning his Canadian Tuxedo, his dudemeat threads through his underwear and denim pants. During intercourse, the male simultaneously defecates in his denim pants. Following climax onto the female's torso, the male removes a handful of the defecated matter and spikes it onto the ejaculation site, like a football.

Canadian Touchdown Bitch!

by Heterophobe8 June 21, 2010

Canadian street sweeper

sex move in which one partner cuts or shaves off their pubic hair, applies them to their partners face which they have previously covered in cum, and paste the pubes onto their partners face.

Damn, my junk's a lot cleaner after my chick asked for a canadian street sweeper last night.

by JT Dickson July 13, 2010

canadian jackhammer

A Canadian Jackhammer is when you are 69ing a girl while you (the male) are standing. When you are about to ejaculate, you drop her on her head.

We got pretty freaky last night. She ended up with a concussion after we tried that Canadian Jackhammer.

by Db9870 November 12, 2015