A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
Get the Must have been a computer-glitchmug. man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye
by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022
Get the computermug. by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013
Get the Bi-Computalmug. a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
Get the real computer guymug. When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.
My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.
by davidiw June 14, 2011
Get the Poor Computingmug. Some kind of mind control device capable of hypnotizing decent men.
it causes the creation of "gamers" also creating scams such as: bitcoin, free robux no hack 100% real, and some trojan horse you got off a shady website selling nft's
it causes the creation of "gamers" also creating scams such as: bitcoin, free robux no hack 100% real, and some trojan horse you got off a shady website selling nft's
computer.
by Massive rotating balls god June 9, 2022
Get the computermug.