california crisp

When you bust a nut on a woman's stomach and let it dry then she eats it

I gave my girlfriend a California crisp last night she said it tasted delicious

by Weezy1800 February 27, 2018

california rent

Living at somebody's house for an extended period of time and, instead of chipping in cash for rent, paying one's way with drugs, usually marijuana.

"Dude, how long has Fretz been crashing on your couch? He doesn't even have a job." "It's cool, he's paying California rent."

by QBang January 23, 2017

Alamo, California

A super wealthy suburb of San Francisco, about 35 minutes away from the city. Everyone either drives a BMW or Mercedes. Right next to Danville, it’s affluent sister-city. The houses are all insanely expensive, with a majority being able to set you back a few million. It’s pretty much your stereo-typical suburb. Oh also, Steph Curry and tons of other celebrities live there.

Where is Alamo, California?
It's right in between Danville and Walnut Creek.

by John_taylor11 November 19, 2017

Dominican in California

A dominican or a person of dominican descent who lives in California.

That guy is a dominican in california.

by MikitoElDominicano September 6, 2020

California sundial

When one gets an erection while laying on their back on a sunny day, causing a shadow which can be used to tell time.

Does anybody wana get on my California sundial?

by J FaRgZz July 7, 2011

California steamroller

When u shit on someone's chest flip into it and roll around in it

Hey babe let me do the California steamroller

by Guess whoooooooo October 18, 2017

Clayton, California

Rich white people living in big houses. They are snobby and think they are better then everyone else, even though they aren't. They tend to ignore anyone of a lower social and/or financial level.

Girl1: Hey do you live in Clayton, California?

Girl2: Eww! No! I have feelings and a heart!

by I.DON'T.CARE. January 18, 2011