turd burglar

one who burgles turds, usually hired by the irish mafia

that crazy turd burglar!

by Rorra McGee February 21, 2007

Burly Qs

Vintage life-stylists who perform old style burlesque strip tease. Most try to adhere to an authetic show with period correct costume, music, and seductive moves of bump & grind, peel & reveal. More tease than strip. Deragatory term

Those tacky Burly Qs are just glorified pole dancers

by $ally August 4, 2007

nutt burgler

???suckin the dick of an unsuspecting sleeping man only to wake up too late

the nasty chick that waits until everybody has fallen out to come and steal their nut while they sleep and eat man fish

by victim numba #1 January 17, 2004

Cunt Burglar

One who Cock blocks or Cunt Burgles someone else out of an opportunity to get laid

Dude 1:whatcha say we go back to my place

Chick 1:Sure... (Enter Dude 2)

Dude 2: (puts arm around girl) Wats up dude

(later that day)

Dude 1:WTF dude you were a total Cunt Burglar earlier today.

by #^Satan^# May 5, 2010

Burl

The beard of a woman. Usually thick like a man's beard, just on a woman.

This bitch has got to have the thickest burl I have ever seen in my life. It looks like a squirrel nest.

by Manville No Homo October 29, 2010

tardis burglar

A person who is so much on a chump, they are directly relative to someone who quite blatently robs both Time And Relative Dimentions In Space!

<person> is such a tardis burglar!!!

by coalfield July 13, 2004

Turd burgler

A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.

"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."

by Old Jed April 19, 2005