Media Bang

The moment when tons of people decide to start a conversation with you at the same time via text/phone call/instant messaging/Facebook chat/email, etc.

It's like getting gang-banged, but with messages.

Friend on AIM: Wanna get lunch?
Facebook acquaintance you never talk to: Heeyyyy what's up?
Your mom's text: CN U HELP 2 WALK DOG? XOXO :)
Phone call: Dude, where are you?
You: Getting media banged.

by primetimeofyourlife December 5, 2010

Rhino bang

A rhino bang is when you have an extremely irritating person come from behind and knee you right in the keester. Rhino bang is similar to a charlie horse except this is caused by someone's knee ridding right up your ass

While Jeffren and Lex got ready for gym class, Lex thought it would be funny to pants Jeffren and Rhino bang him so Jeffren would squeel like a bitch

by Jackme Olf December 26, 2009

Neg Bang

The act of quckly posting a negative review on a bad product or service because the deliverer of the product refused to offer any refund or proper replacement.

Nacho Mammas restaurant charged me $20 for a jumbo Margarita that contained not even the slightest trace of Tequila. I immediately went to their reviews and Neg Banged them.

by Tiger Leo February 20, 2023

Benny Bangs

A style of bangs where you have a small tuft of very short hair in the center of your forehead. Often caused by burning hair off with chemicals.

Arc: Wow, you got bangs!
Benny: Yes, they're called Benny Bangs!

by an0nym0usUs3r August 20, 2021

banging the drum

The act of tonguing the periniem (area between the testes and the anus) vigorously

Douche 1: So I was totally getting head from this thot and then she started banging the drum!
Douche 2: *100 emoji*

by marginalised-helmsman July 14, 2016

Rodeo bang

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind, he grabs a fist full of hair and calls out her best friends name and see how long you last before she buck you off.

Did you hear about Joe? He totally pulled off the rodeo bang on Tasha and lasted a full 8 seconds!

by MudFlapper87 September 14, 2016

Two Bang

The art of knocking a person or animal unconscious in just two hits.

"Did you see mike get well pissed off with that hater?"
"yeah he gave him the two bang."

by The Chip May 30, 2011