Picasso Blast

When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”

Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.

by Peter_G February 26, 2019

Blasting Ass

Anal sex.

John and Dana wound up blasting ass last night.

by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003

baha blast

similar to the puerto rican field goal, the blast also involves a horrendous case of explosive diarrhea.

I gave the stall a fresh coat after I dropped the baha blast.

by Ketchup Motherfucker . . . Mustard September 10, 2008

face blast

the act of farting while standing, then sitting down-placing your face where your ass just was.

"Oh man! I just face blasted myself!"

by Alexjayna the Gross December 7, 2009

ghetto blast

To shoot with a firearm.

I ghetto blasted those cops in GTA:San Andreas

by Jack Anderson December 28, 2005

Get Blasted

smoke laced weed. Back in the day all the young homies on the block smoked weed laced with pcp.

I'm bout to go get blasted on that shit Pedro has. We bou to get stupid dumb.

by NDNpimptress January 14, 2007

Face Blast

When you get your face blasted by the wind

Simon "I went out on the bike for a blast"
Kev "What sort off a blast"
Simon "A face blast"

by Slee182 April 7, 2009