Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".

Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".

by lvjb November 11, 2010

Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

Apple Jackin

The act of grabbing or smacking an apple bottom booty

"Yo, You see that girl over there wit tha Apple Bottom."

"Hell yea, tht butt sho is ripe dawg, Im finned to go ova there and do sum APPLE JACKIN."

by Mr. Apple Jack March 5, 2008

Apple

An overrated company which makes Phones, Tablets, Etc.

I just got my new apple product that I just wasted a bunch of money on!

by Jerjbuk January 27, 2013

apple tits

A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree.

"Hey man, did you see those apple tits over there?"
"I wouldn't eat that pie."

by chynadoll February 17, 2008

apple

a boner for girls

“i have a huge apple from seeing that boy”
“i know right, he’s hot”

by appleapplesnapplesnapplebad November 3, 2019

American apple sauce

The act of pouring apple sauce into a womens rectum then vigorously eating it out and or sexual intercourse. There for using it as lube.

man: yo, i american apple sauced this brunett.
man 2; ha i did that the other month.
man 3; i saw chocolate chips

by YMCA rehabilitation center April 12, 2011