I am Iron Man

Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.

"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.

by Someone you probably dont know October 13, 2019

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

I am painis cupcake. I will eat you

by the random. October 28, 2021

I am all of me

The theme song of Shadow the Hedgehog and the best Crush 40 song tied with Open Your Heart.

FBI_Weegee: I am all of me, best Crush 40 song hands down.

Synergetic: No. Open Your Heart is.

FBI_Weegee: Call it even?

Synergetic: K.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021

I am a baddie. - audri

Move the cardboard

Audri: Move the carboard mom, i can't see.
I am a baddie. - audri

by Glardrina February 2, 2022

Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022

I AM SO BORED

You must be so bored to look this up

types in: I AM SO BORED
reads
Thinks to self: I AM SOOOO BORED ima watch youtube

by Snow/Ruby June 3, 2021

4:00 AM Shit

Once a nigga takes a shit at 4:00 AM, every shit after that is considered a 4:00 AM shit, no matter the time.

Conner: Brb gotta go take a shit.

Me: Dang bro why you takin another 4:00 am shit you fat ass shirt nigga.

by SheckWes123 January 30, 2021