Awkward Turtle

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.

Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.

by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023

Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."

I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"

by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017

Awkward

Mason.

This conversation is so awkward.

by Bitchpls70 August 18, 2021

Awkwarder

When your more awkward than someone else. Work created by Casey Holmes

"I'm more awkwarder then both of you"

by kdhvjdkdmch September 16, 2020

Awkward potion

An awkward potion is the name of potions in Minecraft that are used as a base for all other potions to be brewed.

this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)

tup: yo they weren't that hot

Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.

Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"

by Gods Dog July 29, 2021

Awkward Tomatoes

When something awkward happens

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes

by jessiej May 24, 2011

awkward rizz

When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.

Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she realized I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."

Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."

by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024