Andy is the worst
by Jade Diamond April 21, 2019
Get the Andymug. One of the greatest friends you’ll ever meet. A person full of sarcasm and while he doesn’t feel like it, he always knows just what to say. Andy’s can be more on the shy side at first and are very intelligent and have very quick problem solving skills. Once you have an Andy you should never let them go unless you feel you are making things worse for him. More Andy’s are needed in this world. Always be there for an Andy; their lives are hard but we need Andy to stay strong.
Drew: Where is that shy kid who knows about everything in the world and knows how to make funny and ironic jokes?
Andy: Uh, yeah?
Drew: Come over here.
Andy: *jokingly yells* Communism! *runs away*
Andy: Uh, yeah?
Drew: Come over here.
Andy: *jokingly yells* Communism! *runs away*
by On dra January 1, 2019
Get the Andymug. A Cocksman Yeti, also known as "The Lumberton Dick Slinger" has a massively huge cock. He fucks women until they bleed or there cervix gets rerouted and pounded. The legend of this Yeti can be heard all through southeast Texas and the Cocksman Yeti packs major penile force and is a true vaginal wrecking machine. Women beware of the Druth!
Andy Stager
by Hoper Ogletree May 23, 2023
Get the Andymug. An andi is a measurement of lenght, which equals to exactly 1.60 metres in metric and 4.7572 ft in imperial. The unit originated because of the ludicrous height of a classmate of mine.
by Limbeck March 12, 2018
Get the Andimug. Andy Andy Andy ... Andy is the one your jaw drops for. Instant butterflies when you get around him because he is so handsome. He is the one you crave because he leaves you wanting more with his very mysterious and tempting ways. Although he hates school, Andy is a very intelligent man. He knows how to hold a conversation, so it makes you more interested in him. He is very goofy and always try his best to keep a smile on your face... sometimes he doesn’t even have to try. He is a great listener and will always give you helpful advice.
His sense of humor is funny but can come off as being very rude sometimes. He tends to bottle his emotions up and he never really expresses them until he is ready to explode. He has insecurities with love. He is still looking for the true meaning because he feels like he never experienced real love before. This makes him push people away and makes him become very stubborn. Andy is everything you could imagine but a tough person to understand...
His sense of humor is funny but can come off as being very rude sometimes. He tends to bottle his emotions up and he never really expresses them until he is ready to explode. He has insecurities with love. He is still looking for the true meaning because he feels like he never experienced real love before. This makes him push people away and makes him become very stubborn. Andy is everything you could imagine but a tough person to understand...
“Smh Andy you play too much”
by $_mulaa December 25, 2018
Get the Andymug. He is a brat who thinks he’s all that and he can’t keep his penis in his pants
He can be funny and sweet at first but when you turn your back he has a boner and will call you mean names.He is very attractive and very muscular .He has very Massive balls . He loves to get head in the movie theater . He LOVES to ride his bike with his friends . He loves to drown his friends even the girls . He would pin you down if he had the chance . He loves to make out with girls and gets very horny and he readjusts his penis on you. He will squeeze the butt like a stress ball . Your very lucky to have a Andy and never want to loose him .
He can be funny and sweet at first but when you turn your back he has a boner and will call you mean names.He is very attractive and very muscular .He has very Massive balls . He loves to get head in the movie theater . He LOVES to ride his bike with his friends . He loves to drown his friends even the girls . He would pin you down if he had the chance . He loves to make out with girls and gets very horny and he readjusts his penis on you. He will squeeze the butt like a stress ball . Your very lucky to have a Andy and never want to loose him .
Man:Andy stop in the name of the law
Andy:no my boner hurts .
Man :get back here
Andy:my boner needs a women
Andy:no my boner hurts .
Man :get back here
Andy:my boner needs a women
by Mr._Boner June 26, 2022
Get the Andymug. He’s a Indian Asian man who’s about 4’9, and his chubby cheeks (on his face) stick out he has so much rizz but he doesn’t use it. the only game he plays is Roblox and call of duty his glizzy is 30 feet long that’s what Tommy said. His glizzy is also like a tripod.
by Marqueefer February 22, 2024
Get the Andymug.