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shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.
by kman142 July 31, 2022
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stroke the tortoise

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.
by deepthong November 22, 2022
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hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.
I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.
by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018
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the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.
1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."
by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020
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Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.
“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
What the fuck are you saying”
by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024
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Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.
Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke
by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024
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Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.
Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?
by DrumBox January 7, 2015
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