The Iraq Splits

the act of doing the splits on a camels hump to stimulate your g-spot

i went to the zoo and i just had to try the Iraq splits

by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023

Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

Banana Split

When your hitting it from the back and your dick pops out and slides up between her ass-cheeks.

Girl: whyd you stop?
Her dad: i just made a banana split!
Girl: hurry and put it back in!

by itstherealme May 21, 2019

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.

by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

Split

Did a split for the cash

Did a split for the cash

by Tracyb66 September 23, 2020

Split in the Classroom

This is the term used for when you tell your girl she need to spread her ass out so you can stick your fat cock in it

Bitch, bend over and split in the classroom

by TheNigBigga March 11, 2020