Bobby Joe

Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.

The townsmen once went in search for Bobby Joe. They were all killed before they had left.

by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023

Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 28, 2019

Bobby vanged

To be beaten by some random asshole.

This mother fucker just bobby vanged me the dawg.

by Shaylm May 4, 2022

Bobby Christensen

Bobby Christensen has the most rizz of all, he has more rizz than Emil Hansen, he can get any girl that he wants.

Bobby Christensen is the rizz god

by Emil Hansen November 10, 2022

Bobby James

Bobby James is a person who has two names in the same way as the dinosaur Brontosaurus / Apatosaurus.

Does that person have two names? No. They’re a Bobby James. They can be either or, or both.

by thebobbyjames November 23, 2021

Bobby

Bobby is the sort of person to just attract so much minge it’s unbelievable, some people say he may even get to much, he is a nice human being and will go out of his way to help anyone and even put him self at risk for them.

That bobby is such a stud he should save some clunch for the rest of us.

by Wisicjnejauxudb November 22, 2021

timmy bobby jones

It means a little kid or a someone who is a gullible or stupid.

All these timmy bobby jones are falling for this stupid man’s tricks.

by worldsaver February 11, 2025